Stress Bomb
The stress-relief tool for the closer whose desk phone won't stop ringing. Foam bomb, lit fuse, DROPPING BOMBS: THE PODCAST branded across the front. Squeeze it when the deal wobbles. Toss it across the office when the intern needs a wake-up. Line it up on the shelf with the other trophies and let visitors know exactly what shop they walked into.
Not a toy. A stress-relief tool disguised as podcast merch.
- Polyurethane foam construction · squeezes soft, springs back full
- 2.125" L × 2.125" W × 3.5" H · perfect palm-size grip
- Iconic bomb shape with red-and-yellow lit fuse
- White Dropping Bombs · The Podcast print on the body
- Complies with ASTM, CCPSA, CPSIA, and Prop 65 — safe for the office, the studio, or the kid who steals it off your desk
- Rests upright on any flat surface · desk trophy energy
- Great gag for team gifts, event swag, or the podcast super-fan
Note: Keep it on the desk during hard calls. When the objection lands, squeeze. When the deal closes, throw it in the air. When someone asks what it is — you already know what to say.
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