Name: Baby Onesie
Brand: The POSER Company
Price: 15.0 USD
Availability: InStock

$15.00

The next generation of closers starts young. Mushroom cloud on the chest, Dropping Bombs Like Brad Lea stacked underneath — because the truth-tellers, the diaper-blowers, and the tiny operators-in-training all deserve their own uniform. Whether it's a gift for the podcast-quoting new dad or a stealth flex on the day-care runway, this one lands every time.

Not another cutesy baby tee. A day-one badge for the tribe.

5 oz · 100% combed ring-spun cotton · 1×1 baby rib · soft on the skin, tough in the wash
Heather colors are 88/12 combed ring-spun cotton/poly for extra stretch
White option sewn with 100% cotton thread for easy garment dyeing
Side-seamed construction · holds its shape after every spin cycle
Flatlock seams · no scratchy ridges rubbing on baby
Double-needle ribbed binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves, and leg openings
Lap-shoulder neckline · slides over the head easy for the 4th outfit change of the day
Three-snap bottom closure · quick change-outs at 3am
EasyTear™ label so the tag comes clean off

Note: The onesie is a joke. The message isn't. Raise them to speak the truth loud, early, and often — and hand them a Deal Book when they turn ten.

Orders are processed, packaged, and shipped within 3-5 business days of purchase.

You are buying a made-to-order product, not something sitting in a warehouse.

Orders are shipped according to the selections made at checkout.

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