{"product_id":"stress-bomb","title":"Stress Bomb","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe stress-relief tool for the closer whose desk phone won't stop ringing. Foam bomb, lit fuse, \u003cem\u003eDROPPING BOMBS: THE PODCAST\u003c\/em\u003e branded across the front. Squeeze it when the deal wobbles. Toss it across the office when the intern needs a wake-up. Line it up on the shelf with the other trophies and let visitors know exactly what shop they walked into.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot a toy. A stress-relief tool disguised as podcast merch.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePolyurethane foam construction · squeezes soft, springs back full\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e2.125\" L × 2.125\" W × 3.5\" H · perfect palm-size grip\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIconic bomb shape with red-and-yellow lit fuse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhite \u003cem\u003eDropping Bombs · The Podcast\u003c\/em\u003e print on the body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eComplies with ASTM, CCPSA, CPSIA, and Prop 65 — safe for the office, the studio, or the kid who steals it off your desk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRests upright on any flat surface · desk trophy energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGreat gag for team gifts, event swag, or the podcast super-fan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Keep it on the desk during hard calls. When the objection lands, squeeze. When the deal closes, throw it in the air. When someone asks what it is — you already know what to say.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The POSER Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54869449507115,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/4923\/2171\/files\/2_2524460c-5bde-4c2a-a5e1-86e9d38fa7e8.jpg?v=1785525197","url":"https:\/\/ourreward.store\/products\/stress-bomb","provider":"Reward Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}